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You are not a Designer if…

A rather funny but accurate list of things that disqualifies you from calling yourself a Web Designer.

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You are NOT a comedian if.. {
10 Your jokes suck
20 they arent funny
30 GOTO 10
}

#1: Mark on 05/05 at 03:17 AM

*sigh* - what a pathetic waste of time.

#2: Nathan Beck on 05/05 at 08:12 AM

Aren’t those kinds of lists supposed to be clever?  As I was reading it, I thought that the author was the kid in the image on the right… for real.

#3: Yoyo on 05/08 at 12:13 AM

You can clearly see that the list was intended to be funny and with some truth in it.

I think the list is an example of good traffic posts. Just look the number of votes and comments from this site and also the number of comments on that site. Debates are good for traffic.

#4: Veru on 05/08 at 06:09 PM

I think the list is an example of good traffic posts. Just look the number of votes and comments from this site and also the number of comments on that site. Debates are good for traffic.

Perhaps? lets see. I come to CSSdrive and I see this post.. I would otherwise click on something else, because it looks like one of those stupid, trivial “wanna-be-funny” posts and I dont have time to waste.
But I see there are 4 comments so I say to myself, “self, lets see what the fuss is about”
So I go look.
Thats probably the traffic you speak of.
I see the post (and yeah, the rest of the site too) is bullshit.
Perhaps my perception of the site may have been colored by the baiting, bullshitty post to begin with?
Anyway, I right-click on Adblock and block the ENTIRE SITE, that way it wont even show up if I click on a link leading to it again by accident! - I wont get those 10 minutes of my life back, but I wont loose them again either!

“Traffic’s” a bitch, aint it?
You’re welcome to your drive-by, one-time-only traffic, I’d rather see a steady, repeat clientele,  hopefully mostly of PAYING subscribers, lol

#5: Mark on 05/08 at 06:40 PM

asd.

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